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We knew it would happen, it was just a matter of when the government would get around to taxing time travel. Instead of a fixed dollar amount, the government will add a 10% surcharge. Although time travel has been commercially available since 1967, and available as an internet service since 1998, this is the dreaded moment when the government steps in to take their bite out of time. Note: For those unfamiliar with the time travel procedure, a close examination of your keyboard will reveal a button labeled Esc, which stands for escape. Hit this button, and a screen will come up in which you will enter the actual date you wish to escape to. You may wish to pause here and read the Terms of Service before proceeding any further. Normally the link to Terms of Service will be towards the bottom of the page. Next step: Once you have entered your time travel arrival date, find the keyboard button labelled Home, and click on that. When the new screen comes up, enter the amount of time you wish to spend at your time travel destination before returning to the present. Click on the Enter button. A new screen will come up with the cost and the trip section options you have requested. If acceptable, click again on the Enter button, and you will be on your way. If for any reason you do not wish to continue with your plans, simply hit the Delete button on your keyboard, and everything is cancelled. Please read the warning that follows. WARNING! Do not by accident click on the End button while online! This immediately triggers the postpartum abortion feature for the user! |
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